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  • Question: ►Give me all your money - mercenary-lifestyle
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    Sarge lets out a series of loud, somewhat unintelligible curses, as he slowly pulls out his wallet and begins to pull out every dime he has.  His wallet is a ragged old thing, made of an animal hide that is somewhat unidentifiable, but a scholar might recognize it as cowhide, and the money he pulls out is good ol’ UNSC credits.  



I am so emotional about these idiots on red team I don’t think you understand 

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Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.



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Let’s see who’s over 18

It’s the best movie ever!

I’m under 18 and have seen it..

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Red Vs Blue S3 Ep. 6: We must rebuild

Fav Grif line of all time

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remember these, kids? they used to be so popular on deviantART way back in like 2008 and i remember i used to be so pumped about doing one, though i never really did. so, last night i even had a dream about doing one of these, so i put together some scenarios and here we are, haha! feel free to reblog or save the template for yourself if it catches your fancy! 

This makes me wish my tablet was working… I may just have to grab some paper and sketch things out.

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Sarge steps forward to take “center stage” in front of the flagpole, shotgun clenched proudly in both hands, chest puffed up with pride.  ”Agent Wash, there comes a point where y’ got to ask yerself: what’s the simulation, an’ whats the red-blooded, honest to bullets truth?  I’m here t’ tell you, the victors tell what happened in history!  And who has always come out on top? RED TEAM!”  The NCO fires a sudden one gun salute into the air with a loud explosive bang, smoke curling from the barrel of his shotgun.  ”Red Team has been ‘round longer than any of yer ‘simulations’, yer fancy ‘Freelancer Tests’, yer ‘Field Practice’, and we’re still standing tall and proud as this ‘ere flag.  So who’s the real simulation?  Cause I gotta say, Red Team sure bleeds real enough.  An’ I’m willin’ to spill as much of Grif’s blood as it takes to prove it!”

The unimpressed face adorned by the steel soldier at all this was incredible. Washington couldn’t believe the utter bullshit he was hearing. “No.. you were put into this because of us, any history was fabricated by the project and the UNSC to make your lives more… believable. TO give you something to fight for. Now that’s over, and you’re in a real war. You are fighting for your life, Sarge.” 

That was all the soldier was willing to spare in terms of brain cells on this argument. As much as it infuriated him to hear the constant dick measurement over who was the better…. sometimes it was better to let them have their fantasies. Even if most of them knew it wasn’t true.

It gave them something to do other than worry about the immediate.

So with a heavy, exasperated sigh, Wash flicked one of his prized blades out and began twirling it between deft fingers. If anything this always proved to calm his frayed nerves.

Sarge seems to finally realize that his words are lost on the cemented-ears of Agent Washington, “Yeah, well son, you say that like fightin’ for our lives is somethin’ new,” Sarge grunts back, a somewhat irritated tone born of Wash’s lackluster response to his ‘patriotic’ bravado.  However, he palms a flask from his thigh storage and holds it out for the Ex-Freelancer to take; a small peace offering.  ”At least we have that one thing in common, Agent Wash,” he chuckles.

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